Grandpa wanted to know how to get to the beach so I showed him.  He's not so good with directions, unlike my Dad.

Editor's Note: I would like to start by thanking my son, Gareth, for his faith in me.  However, as my Father knows, I used to get lost going to the kitchen for dinner  whereas my Dad could navigate his way across outer Mongolia wearing a blindfold in a monsoon using a 12th century trade map copied by drunk, blind, British monks.